just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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