Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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