Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Hello my rib-scented angel!
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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