Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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