she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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