I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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