I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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