I want to have your abortion
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Randomize
