Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
my phone needs a breathalizer
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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