Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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