Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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