Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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