Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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