She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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