I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Found your dick twin last night
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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