Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
How's work?
Spinning.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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