No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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