About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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