There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
where are you?
Hypothermia
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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