Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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