Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
this just has baby written all over it
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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