I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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