your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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