i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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