The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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