do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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