I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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