Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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