He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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