writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
is it fun? or sober?
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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