And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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