Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
She's better-looking with the mask on.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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