This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Randomize
