I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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