How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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