Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize