Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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