I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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