I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
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