rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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