no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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