I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Randomize
