Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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