this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Sorry about my life...
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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