When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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