he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
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