Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize
