Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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