Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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