Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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