NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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