all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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