Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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