saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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