Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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